Friday, January 29, 2016

Mental Mucking About

Hello Cell peoples!  It's about time I got this belated Voice report down for ya.  I have gotten my anime and sugar fix tonight, so let's get started on the recap of this month's meeting!  As always, I'm Sasha, your resident Riddleseeker changeling.  I'm also a college student who's been juggling all my duties.  I should be in Cirque du Solei with all the (figurative) acrobatics I've been doing.

The meeting started with Rylin (who was finally back from trod-hopping to Italy) getting a hold of me, asking me to grab Ellie and get to his place.  When we got there, we had a new Believer, one of our Freeholders.  She had been trying to get help to fight an abomination in the Hedge in the freehold, but thankfully Rylin was there to mitigate the damage.  Eliza is her name, and she was one of three new recruits into the cell.  One guy was a wolfie named Simon, who reminded me a LOT of Kamina from Gurren Lagann, very cheerleader, that one.  The other guy was a very paranoid hunter who didn't know really anything about our world, just the misinformation out there that's common knowledge to everyone.  While we Lost of the cell tried to inform, he just kept sipping the Koolaid that he knew.  I can't remember his name at the moment, I think it was Tyler or something like that, but he did have a wheelchair.  I guess we need to make the next citadel a wheelchair-accessible place.

EDITORIAL NOTE: I have no fucking clue where the otaku bullshit starts, and where the changeling bullshit ends in the last couple of paragraphs. Seriously. Also, someone get me in touch with the mere mortal wheelchair guy so I can tell that poor bastard what to expect from you fucking maniacs. -NG

We had 3 missions, with all returning safely.  Wolf's emotional lobotomy seems to have made him healbot 3000, as he went on virtually every mission for this meeting.  The first mission was a scouting, then slaying of the abomination and tear that was found in the hedge (and was the one [at least I think] that Eliza was trying to get help about).  I wanted to help, but was held back as a spare gate opener, even though I know the Hedge around that area decently enough.  The second one was closing a tear, and I believe the third one was taking out some servants.

Artemis was acting weird all night.  I thought she was suffering from a memory loss mutation while we were chatting, but it turned out that an abomination had taken her place for a few days and was gathering info on us.  This was a surprise to me, as Father Frank came around with a gun to its head (I still thought it was a mutation at the time), and Tyler had a headache (yep, he's got the Truthy detector gift) around her.  It wasn't until one guy unleashed some fire that I started to get deer in the headlights syndrome.  I'm not good around big flame sources right now.  *does a chibi cower*  Well, when it was defeated (and the couch fire put out), the real Artemis popped back into our world, needing a good amount of basic care.  She said she'd been fighting the abomination in her head for 3 days.

Ash was interim cell leader for the night, but we went ahead and voted her into the permanent position.  This is a good thing, as she's a fairly stable person.  The thing with the Artemis abomination means that we've gotta move our citadel.  Also, we had some guys from Lafayette and Lake Charles show up to help, and pizza kept on magically appearing on the kitchen counter.  I don't know if someone ordered or if one of our mages was really hungry, but it was pretty good.

ANOTHER EDITORIAL NOTE: I told you guys she'd be a good Cell Leader. (Sorry Ash). -NG

On a more personal note, I found out my fetch is still living.  I'm currently tapping into her old articles when I have time to see if she is a Believer or not.  I've already let some of the Cell know this, so they're the first ones I'll be tapping if she happens to be one.  If she's not, then it's just regular Changeling business that I won't concern the cell about.  But I'll be damned if something that's close to the Abomination that impersonated Artemis (but fey in origin) will be out there unchecked for much longer.

See you next month, you interesting people you (unless you try to find me at work or school, please don't do that unless it's an emergency.  Even then, text me first!).

Sasha

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